I was reading a post on ZDNet about Windows 7 annoyances, a post written by a blogger I generally respect as keeping in touch with computing technology. This time, however, I couldn’t stop but rage at his inability (I hesitate to use the word incompetence, but it gets close to it) to figure out the Windows 7 editions, as he complains about how they’re are too many editions. For Pete’s sake, has he not paid attention to anything that’s written?
Windows 7 Editions Breakdown
Most people will have only two editions to consider: Home Premium or Ultimate.
Home Premium has everything a typical consumer will want.
If you want to join your Win7 computer to your Windows Active Directory domain or have the ability to host a terminal services session (or if you even know what I’m talking about), you are not a “typical consumer.” You are a power user, essentially a pro computer user. So, get your butt over to the Professional line.
Businesses and professionals will really only have two editions to consider: Professional or Ultimate.
Professional has pretty much everything a typical business employee or professional needs to get his work done (and then some). It’s Home Premium + Pro Tools. The only people buying this are IT departments and people who already know what they’re looking for.
So what’s Ultimate? Ultimate = Home Premium + Professional + Extra Stuff That 99% of People Don’t Use. Things like BitLocker, booting virtual hard disks, and BranchCaching. If you know what those things are and will want to use them, good for you. You’re not a typical user.
Upgrade From Vista
This one’s even easier, yet people still screwed it up. Even Microsoft screwed it up! ZDnet’s Ed Bott got it right with this simpler chart breakdown. And the simple guidelines that summarize it. Say it out loud with me.
If you have Vista Home Starter or Premium (the green box), you can upgrade to Windows 7 Home Premium (the green box).
If you have Vista Business (the blue box), you can upgrade to Windows 7 Professional (the blue box).
Everyone (green or blue), can upgrade to Windows 7 Ultimate (the black box). Why? Because black goes with everything. Duh.
Everyone else has to basically start all over and install Windows 7 from scratch. Considering most people are either XP holdouts or power users who hated Vista’s bloat (which I find quite understandable, on both counts), this is quite a good thing. See the breakdown above to see which one you should have (as opposed to the one you just want because it’s more expensive/is blue/is black/has shiny gadgets).
If you have a good computer, how about setting up a dual-boot so you can have your XP and Win7? If you have a bad computer, what the hell are you doing? If you want Win7, go buy a new computer that comes with it.
Editions That Don’t Matter
Windows 7 Starter: If you’re buying a crap PC, this is what you’re getting. Complain all you want about not having Media Centers and Remote Desktop. Your computer is honestly horrible enough that its better that you don’t have it. You’re a paper airplane trying to be a Boeing 747. Stop dreaming, grow up, and get a better PC.
Windows 7 Basic: If you live in the third-world (or in a place that’d rather pirate Windows than buy it), you get this. If you have enough money to get a rig that’ll run something better, you either have enough money buy a better Windows version or the know-how to download one.
Windows 7 Enterprise: For all intents and purposes, Enterprise = Ultimate, available only to those who’ve sold their souls to had special business ties with Microsoft. Meaning, you have an IT department that will do this for you, so that you don’t have to. Don’t have an IT department? Enterprise is not for you, then.
Caveats
There’s caveats in everything.
32-bit vs. 64-bit: Does your car run diesel or unleaded? If you don’t know, find someone who can find out. With that out of the way…
32-bit Editions vs. 64-bit Editions: If you’re switching from diesel to unleaded (or vice versa), your car’s engine needs a complete overhaul. Likewise, if you’re switching from 32-bit to 64-bit (or vice versa), your computer needs a complete overhaul; you’ll need to install Windows 7 from scratch.
Spoiled Brats
Nowadays, I’m thinking so many people are “spoiled” with intelligence and know-how that they lose touch with “lesser” people and concepts. Windows 7, health care reform, anime, the global financial meltdown, the personal finance, technology in general.
Home means Home. Professional means Professional (Pro). Ultimate means everything, including horse radish, vegetarian chili, and boisonberry wasabi salsa. I mean, if you like that sort of stuff…
There are no death panels. Read the damn bill. Insurance companies get kickbacks and treat you like crap. Shit hits the fan, and they scramble for good public relations. Medicare and Medicaid is government run, as is Congress’s and the U.S. military’s health care. What’s wrong with a public option, competition from the public sector? It’s like having private workers (real estate, restaurants) and government employees (transit, police, fire department, military).
The recession hits everyone badly, including anime production companies. Yet, some people will look at old anime and feel nostalgia, glossing over the bad stuff and calling it either camp (So Bad It’s Good) or indicative of a tight budget. And you say new anime production can’t have tight budgets or sloppy animation? Double standard. You’re acting like a bunch of spoiled ADHD nostalgiafags who demand instead of appreciate. You have a large choice of anime to watch; anime isn’t a right, it’s just a friggin’ show. Show me how an anime should be done, and I will guarantee you that everyone else will laugh at you and tell you how stupid your version is. You’re not a genius, you’re not a pundit. You’re an audience. If you don’t like it, exercise your actual rights and watch something else. Viewership ratings are your form of voting, ya’ know.
People are so willing to show off their (supposed) wealth by living above their means. This makes them use credit cards, in the bad way. They take out a second loan against their house. They buy luxury cars to show off to friends. They invest in risky stocks. They day trade. They pretend their smarter. They ignore bills. Screw you all for making the rest of us suffer. Go die in a fire.
People like the first blogger I mentioned have their head so high up in technology and “knowing” stuff that they don’t bother to learn things anymore. I’m betting Adrian Kingsley-Hughes knows more about technology than I do in general, but for God’s sake, he’s acting like a whining kid that complains that Microsoft’s falafels, eggrolls, and mini-chicken sandwich are making a mess of his ideal menu: the ultimate deluxe triple stacker cheeseburger. Maybe you can eat it all and enjoy all the extra condiments, but some people don’t like stupidass one-item menus that charge them for things they don’t want. Or need. Or can’t even use. Or can’t afford.
That’s the beginning of the slippery slope that ends with Mac fanatics and monopolies.