I am the bone of my blog.
    My blog is made out of fluff.
Posts are my body, and comments are my blood.
    Wait, I’m supposed to post? And what are comments?
I have written over a thousand works.
    This is my first blog; please don’t hurt me.
Unknown to publishers,
    Hahahaha, publishers…
Nor known to fans.
    Hahahaha, fans…
Have withstood carpal tunnel to draft many documents.
    Oh no… hand cramping up… vision blurring…
Yet these hands shall never finish anything.
    Too true, too true.
So, as I write, Unlimited Blog Works.
    How did I get myself into this mess?